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   Доброго времени суток -> Обсуждение проекта -> Я хочу быть качком
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EralDyelletle

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(Исполняется медленно, на мотив наутилуса)

Я пытался себя накачать,
Брал тяжелую штангу и мучал себя.
Я закрылся в спортзале я делал,
Жимы с наклонной скамьи
Развивавшие слабую грудь.

Я хочу быть качком.
Я хочу быть качком.
Я так хочу быть качком.
Я хочу быть качком и я буду качком.

От метана лицо стало другим,
Мой кал и моча потеряли свой цвет,
Пьяный врач мне сказал "Печенке пинцет"
Пожарный выдал мне справку,
Что жир мой сгорел. Но...

Я хочу быть качком.
Я хочу быть качком.
Я так хочу быть качком.
Я хочу быть качком и я буду качком.

Под руку вместе с дядей Джо, с Сандовым под мышкой,
В комнате с видом на огни с верою в Олимп.

Я ломал шприцы как шоколад в руке,
Я бил по этим крыльям за то что они
Не могут развиваться быстрей.

Я смотрел на квадрицепсы
И не мог им простить,
Того что у них нет рельефа и они могут жить. Но...

Я хочу быть качком.
Я хочу быть качком.
Я так хочу быть качком.
Я хочу быть качком и я буду качком.

Кому не понравилось, прошу сильно не пинать, а дописать.
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